star Koby Abberton left his fellow recruits in fits of laughter on Tuesday night’s episode, as he recalled a nightmare first date which saw him abandon his companion in shame.
After a gruelling day of challenges, the big wave surfer and Bra Boy, 42, decided to lift the mood with the hilarious tale while sitting down at the dinner table.
Koby laughed as he confessed that decades prior, he had finally secured a date with a woman in Bondi after ‘six months’ of trying – but it ended in disaster when he tried to open a bottle of Champagne in a fancy restaurant.
Hilarious: SAS Australia star Koby Abberton (left) left his fellow recruits in fits of laughter on Tuesday night’s episode, as he recalled a nightmare first date which saw him abandon his companion in shame.
Pictured next to John Steffensen
‘I’ve never opened Champagne in my life, brah!’ he said. ‘So I put it inbetween my legs, and it just goes – wapah!’
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Koby then mimicked the motion of Champagne blasting into his face, leaving Sam Burgess to roll his head back in hysterics.
‘I got up, walked straight out and I’ve never seen her again!’ he added, with John Steffensen unable to control his own laughter next to him.
‘I’ve never opened Champagne in my life, brah!’ Koby said, mimicking the actions of a bottle exploding in his face.
‘So I put it inbetween my legs, and it just goes – wapah!’
‘My mate rings me and goes, “Brah, this chick has been here for an hour”,’ Koby continued, with his response being: ‘I don’t want to see her anymore! I’m done with that s**t, too hard.’
Through fits of giggles, he added: ‘Whacked me in the eye, and I was wrestling with it between my legs, brah!
‘We laughed for mainvibes hours over it, it’s a great story!’
Howling : ‘I got up, walked straight out and I’ve never seen her again!’ Koby added, leaving Sam Burgess (right) to roll his head back in hysterics
These days, Koby is happily married to wife Olya Nechiporenko, a Ukrainian model, psychologist and accountant who he met in Bali.
The couple share a son, Makua, who was born in July 2015.
SAS Australia continues Wednesday at 7:30pm on Channel Seven
Family: These days, Koby is happily married to Olya Nechiporenko, a Ukrainian model, psychologist and accountant who he met in Bali. The couple share a son, Makua, who was born in July 2015.
All pictured
